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  • Rolling Stone:

    When I interviewed Sacha Baron Cohen, he said that what enables him to go into an arena full of people who hate him is that he knows he has the faith and stability of his parents behind him. Is that true for you when you play this sort of buffoon?

  • Stephen Colbert:

    Probably. I think all the time about something my mother said to me many times as a child: "In the line of eternity, what does this matter?" In that regard, I'm very hard to embarrass. I really don't mind making a fool of myself, because I have some sense of who I am beyond this fool – I hope. And I think some of that comes from my mother. I don't actually believe that the present social norm is some sort of eternal truth.

  • RS:

    What do you mean by "the present social norm"?

  • SC:

    Like how you're supposed to look. For example, I have khaki pants on and a pink button-down shirt. Completely preppy, because that's just how I'm always dressed – I have no personal sense of fashion. It doesn't matter to me at all. Regard for people's appearance or regard for social norms are fine pastimes, but they have no meaning. I don't mind looking like an idiot or being ugly. That helps me a lot, and I definitely get that from my mom. "None of this matters" is what I was taught over and over again.

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vodka-andrazors:

dr0p-dead-and-fuck-the-future:

p0tayto:

the-anonymous-giver:

shestillcuts:

the-cali-coast:

thinnestthinnerthin:

ashulay:

arjenploeger:

mallysmiles:

It saddens me so many people have reblogged this, and so many people have felt this horrible feeling that I, too, have experienced. I wish I could do something for each soul. More than 25,000 people. Can’t believe.

More than 73,000 people now..

220,000…………………………

and counting

226,000.

And tried

Over half a million people.

This doesn’t include the people who don’t have tumblr, the younger kids, the older adults, the people too poor for Internet, the people who have already done it, the people to scared to reblog

Way to many notes, this deserves no notes at all, no one should ever feel the need to kill themselves, no one should ever get that far down, suicide shouldn’t exist, if any of my followers are ever feeling down promise me you’ll message me, I can’t lose anyone else to suicide, please if you need anyone talk to me, a friend, teacher, work colleague or even a family member, please do not turn to suicide!

every day every night

Tried and failed

Every day and night.

Want to right now…

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ex-cuse-u:

i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible

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Anonymous asked:

answer all of the questions!

HEEEERE WE GO

  • 01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
Just seeing them do what they love doing.
  • 02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
A lot of stuff.
  • 03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
I don’t even rememberrrrrr
  • 04: what are you listening to?
Myself typing.
  • 05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
Whenever the next time I go to the doctor is.
  • 06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
At his house.
  • 07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
Nope
  • 08: favorite song ?
There is no way for me to possibly answer this.
  • 09: kiss on the first date?
Sure.
  • 10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
More than one.
  • 11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
Eh.
  • 12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
Not that I can think of
  • 13: what are three things you did today?
Woke up, ate food, did this.
  • 14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
Go to a friend’s.
  • 15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
The minty kind?
  • 16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
Not really.
  • 17: what is on your wrists right now?
Nothing at all
  • 18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
It’s all I’ve ever done.
  • 19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
I sure hope so.
  • 20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
Nah.
  • 21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
Ohohoh yeah.
  • 22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
Nope.
  • 23: how have you felt today?
Tired as usual
  • 24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
Getting it exchanged for US currency.
  • 25: what is wrong with you right now?
No u
  • 26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
A few.
  • 27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
Starbucks, I guess?
  • 28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
I don’t have the option.
  • 29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
5 AM because I was talking to someone cool.
  • 30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
A couple days ago.
  • 31: what were you doing an hour ago?
In my living room living.
  • 32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
D-D-D-DISNEYLAND
  • 33: are you wearing jeans right now?
Nope.
  • 34: are you a patient person?
Decreasingly.
  • 35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
Of course.
  • 36: favorite color?
Red
  • 37: did you have a dream last night?
Nah.
  • 38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
Shorts.
  • 39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
NAME WITHHELD BECAUSE WHO WOULD HONESTLY ANSWER THIS QUESTION WITH A NAME
  • 40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
Of course.
  • 41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
Publicly and shamelessly.
  • 42: do you like meeting new people?
Sure.
  • 43: are you afraid of falling in love?
Not at all.
  • 44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
Noooooooo
  • 45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
A few people.
  • 46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
Geez, yeah.

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My friends are so talented.

…I swear I am not procrastinating. 

EVERY FUCKING BODY NEEDS TO WATCH THIS OMG.

hOLY SHIT MY SIDES HURT

I saw the asian chick and automatically reblogged omg

THE LAST BIT MADE ME SO MUCH THAT I ACCIDENTALLY PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE DAMNIT

OMG MY FRIENDS MADE THIS VIDEO!!! I’M SO HAPPY IT IT ON TUMBLR, IT WILL BE SO APPRECIATED HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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